PERSONAL FINANCE SUCKS
THE TRUTH
Top 4 Reasons Personal Finance Sucks
YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE
If I want to treat myself and eat at Sizzler every night of the week, I’ll do it. If I want to buy an above-the-ground pool the size of my house, I’ll go buy it. You can’t take the money with you and I sure as hell am not giving it all to the government.
LESS STRESS IS DUMB
Not having much money might be stressful, but stress is what makes a person strong! Did my truck get built without stress? Did my kids get built without stress? I can handle stress and don’t need a long-term plan to fix a thing.
I’M ALREADY FREE
A lot of people save and invest so they have “financial freedom” as they call it. Well, I got all the freedom I need. I can chug seven beers in my underwear on my roof right now. Six months of expenses in a savings account isn’t freedom.
TOO MUCH MONEY
I’ve read about how most lottery winners go broke and eat cereal for dinner. And it’s all because they had too much money! I might not eat well on the few days before pay day, but at least I don’t have the repo man here to pickup seven Ferraris.