PERSONAL FINANCE SUCKS

YOU KNOW ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW ALREADY

Don’t Waste Your Time

This is one of the best-selling personal finance, budgeting and life improvement books that people are wasting their money on. If the author actually cared about your money, then why would he want you to spend it on his book? Because personal finance sucks and this book sucks.

The author, Jim Miller, claims that in just 100-pages he will teach you how to improve yourself, get your finances in order, keep more of your money and live a better life. Yeah, right. All you really need to do is to watch your bank balance. If it’s high, you’re doing great. If it’s low, spend less. So simple. Think people get rich doing anything else? I don’t think so!


THE TRUTH

Top 4 Reasons Personal Finance Sucks


YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE

If I want to treat myself and eat at Sizzler every night of the week, I’ll do it. If I want to buy an above-the-ground pool the size of my house, I’ll go buy it. You can’t take the money with you and I sure as hell am not giving it all to the government.


LESS STRESS IS DUMB

Not having much money might be stressful, but stress is what makes a person strong! Did my truck get built without stress? Did my kids get built without stress? I can handle stress and don’t need a long-term plan to fix a thing.


I’M ALREADY FREE

A lot of people save and invest so they have “financial freedom” as they call it. Well, I got all the freedom I need. I can chug seven beers in my underwear on my roof right now. Six months of expenses in a savings account isn’t freedom.


TOO MUCH MONEY

I’ve read about how most lottery winners go broke and eat cereal for dinner. And it’s all because they had too much money! I might not eat well on the few days before pay day, but at least I don’t have the repo man here to pickup seven Ferraris.

Want to check out this best-selling, five star book anyway?